Now everyone can Fly - my ass la~

I wanted to go for a trip...
but since my footprints were left behind at almost every inch & corner of M'sia (i still haven't been to Sabah & Labuan), hence i'm deadly wishing to go travel abroad.

That doesn't meant by taking a taxi to the border of Singapore or Thailand, and walk through the "Kastam" just like that... It's just like leaving from Cheras to Klang, not much fun~

So i drew up a plan... by 21, i MUST go somewhere FAR FAR away, that means sticking my butt on the airplane seat for at least 5 hours, must go somewhere where Malay language is consider "Weird", and of course, comes along with finger licking food... hehe

"Imagine flying to Hong Kong in the morning for it's dim sum, then Disneyland, lunch at Beijing for it's Famous Roast pork or duck or watever nice, then someone will tour be around the forbidden city, while dinner at Taipei for their mouth watering roadside dishes, which are zillion times (i dunno how many zeros does zillions has anyway) nicer than the food served at Bkt Bintang... then lastly a tour to Macau to try my luck in casino before heading back to KL... Wah..."

Night-view of Taipei

Ya, plans are always nice, but where on earth i get that kind of $$$???
I could start dreaming now, and end up going nowhere in a years time... the air tickets to somewhere like Taiwan would almost sentence me to death already, unless i beg, borrow or steal from whoever rich...

• Going on a trip with family would be nice, financially (get what i mean???), but less fun, no gay pubs, night clubs or even red light district areas to visit at night...
  

• There's no way i can fly anywhere far with limited budget, unless i choose to spend ruppies

• Maybe i should just learn from my colleague, hook on a rich bugger and get instant excess on their credit cards, cars and of course, extra $$$... well, maybe not, i don't want instant solution for rectal constipation... speaking of gays, imagine that day a gay fella came in with a "guai lou" into mv and bought 4.5k worth of jewelery (using that guai lou's credit card) from me... and that fella is only 22 years old, while that "guai lou" is almost twice is age!!!
  

• another problem, who would be stupid enough to join me for a trip abroad???